Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Past Present Future Thought

Past is Experience!
Present is Experiment!
Future is Expectation!
Use your Experience in ur Experiment to achieve ur Expectations!

Friday, April 10, 2009

Cute Friendship SMS - JHAPAT

Jab tum humse khafa ho jaoge,
jab tum humse ruth jaoge,
jab tum hume bhul jaoge,
............
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Tab aisa JHAPAT padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.

funny flirting SMS

Love is an illusion...
Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people....
People with strong hearts believe in flirting!!!

tara - yaad SMS

"Kehte hai ki jab koi kisiko bahut yaad karta hai toh taara toot ke girta hai,
Ek din saara aasman khali hoo jayega aur ilzaam humare sar aayega"

Monday, April 6, 2009

Love SMS - Aaina

Ehsaas ke daman mein ansu girakar dehko,
Pyar kitna sacha hai ajmakar dekho,
Apko bhulkar kya hogi dil ki halat,
Kisi aaine pe patthar mar kar dekho.

Love Shayari - Sawaal

Pal hee aaisa that ke hum inkar na kar paye,
Zamane ke dar se ikrar na kar oaye,
Na thi jinke bina zindagi,
Chod diya saath unhone aur hum 1 sawaal na kar paye.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Melody Choclatey SMS

I wanna ask u sumthng.
U might nt lik it but i need ur ans..
Its abt my life n if u dnt ans it may spoil our relation.
Tell me..............................................
Melody Itni Chocklaty kyu hai.

loose motion SMS

Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hai.
Hai toh ye aasu...
par lagta hai rasta bhatak gaye hai.

funny smile SMS

Smile to Old people means 'Respect'.
Smile to Kids means 'Innocence'.
Smile to Lover means 'Love'.
Smiling in front of the mobile means 'Mental Problem'.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Husband Wife SMS

A beggar : O Sundari andha hoon, 5 rupeeye dede.
Husband said to his wife : Dede! tujhe sundari bola hai toh andha hee hoga

Saturday, March 7, 2009

SMS related to Exam

Films related to exms :
Exam - KALYUG
Examiner - BHOOT
Question paper - PAHELI
Ans Paper - SADMA
Pass - AJUBA
so enjoy kalyug.

Har yug mein yahi hota hai,
har student ishq mein khota hai,
Padhayi reh jati hai sirf ikhaveki,
aur fir HAL-E-DIL marksheet par bayaan hota hai.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Exam SMS

The law says,
"If you can't Convince someone, Confuse them!!!"
Do you know which law it is?
This is "Law of answering in Examination"

Student SMS - School life VS College life

School life VS College life :
School (S) - 1 colored dress for 100's of day
College (C) - 100 colored dresses for 1 day.
S - 2 books for 1 subject
C - 1 book for all subject.
S - white pipe in teachers hand (chalk).
C - white pipe in students hand (cigar)
S - most frequent letter, Leave Letter.
C - most frequent letter, Love Letter.
S - if we go its boring.
C - if we dont go its boring!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Friendship Message - Style

Jiski stupid bate bhi lagte ho cute,
Sach lagta ho jiska har jhooth,
Jiske saath ladte hue bhi aajaye smile,
Yehi hai humari friendship ka style.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Valentines Day Sms Collection

There is an ocean between us.
Forests and mountains keep us apart.
I may not be superman,
But give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my LOVE.
Have you received it???

When the night comes, look at the sky.
If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish.
Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I Found U!

You are like the sunshine so warm,
You are like sugar, so sweet...
You are like YOU... and that's the reason why I LOVE YOU!

Lives are for living, I live for You,
Dreams are for dreaming, I dream about You,
Hearts are for beating, Mine beats for You,
Angles are for keeping, Can I Keep You!!!


Valentines Day SMS

One day
Sunday went to
Monday to see
Tuesday and ask
Wednesday whether
Thursday has told
Friday that
"Saturday" is
"VALENTINE'S DAY"
Happy Valentine's day!

I would give up happiness to never see you sad,
I would give up eternity to be with you always,
I would give up my life so that yours would be new....
I would give up everything....EXCEPT YOU...
Wishing You A Happy Valentine Day!!!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Love Message in HINDI

Apne dil ki baat hum unse keh nahi sakte,
Bin kahe bhi jee nahi sakte,
Ae khuda aaisi taqdeer bana,
Wo humse khud aa kar kahe "HUM AAPKE BINA REH NAHI SAKTE"

Apology SMS

"Apologising doesnt mean that you are wrong and the other one is right...
It also at times means that you value the relationship much more than your ego!"

Romantic SMS

Loving you could take my life,
But when I look into your eyes,
I know you are worth that sacrifice!

One day you will ask me :
What is more important to you , me or your life ?
I will say : my life...
You will walk away without even knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!

If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining,
always new, of all the days that I have lived,
I'd pick the moment I met you.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Friendship SMS in English - What Is Friendship?

Do you know the relation between two eyes?
They blink together,
They move together,
They see together,
But still they never see each other.
THATS FRIENDSHIP.....

Friendship is wanting to share with one another,
It is wanting to care for one another,
It is the promise of lasting commitment.

Teacher and Student SMS

Teacher : What is the similarity between Krishna, Ram, Gandhi and Jesus ?
Pappu : All were born on Government Holidays...

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Love story message - Heart Melting Love Story

A heart melting love story :
Boy - I cant marry u.
Girl - But why?
Boy - Because my family is not allowing me to do so.
Girl - who are they to cum between us.
Boy - My WIFE and THREE CHILDREN.

Monday, February 2, 2009

True Friend SMS- Best Time Of Life

The best times of ur life are those when u say
"Yes , I am Fine"
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And u know that someone would look into ur eyes and say...
"Now tell me the truth"

Miss You SMS - TEAR

"Tear is the silent language of LOVE"
When tears come with reason, u got some problem.
But when tears come without any reason, u miss some one.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Love and Care Message

Everything in life cant make you happy,
Everything in a day cant be satisfying,
But there is one thing which makes you feel nice,
That is care for you in someones eyes....

Touching SMS - MOM

When you feel ur alone in a crowd,
When u think no 1 can understand u,
When ur love is rejected by others,
and when u hate ur life,
Just close ur eyes and see her face who Loves u more than any1 else,
Who cares for u in lonliness,
and dies for u when u cry.
She is no 1 but ur
Sweet
Loving
MOM.
Love her more than any1 else in this world.
Because only she was, is, and will always be there for u...

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Love Story SMS - Bird and Rose

A bird proposed a white rose.
Rose said : When i'll turn red i'll LOVE YOU.
The bird cut its body and poured blood on the rose.
Now the rose loves the bird but the bird is no more.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Good Morning SMS messages in hindi

Mausam Ki bahar Achhi Ho ,
Fulo ki kalia kachi ho,
Hamari Dosti Sachhi ho,
Rab se dua hai ,
AAp ki har subah achhi ho.
Good Morning

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Thoughtful Messages - Life

Do not count what u have lost.
Just see what u have now,
Because past never comes back,
But sometimes future can give u back your lost things.

Always be the reason of someones happiness,
Never be just a part of it.
Be a part of someones sadness,
But never be the reason for it!

"Life is like a FLUTE...
It may have several holes and emptiness,
But if we work on it,
The same holes and emptiness produce Magical Melodies."

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Love Messages - SAD

1 lamha jo baar baar satata hai,
Na jane ye dil kya chahta hai,
kash aap hote humari nazron ke samne hamesha,
Par na jane kyu ye kash , kash hi reh jata hai.

Dil todne walo ko saza kyu nahi milti,
Har kisiko pyar karne ki dua kyu nahi milt,
Log kehte hai ishq 1 bimari hai,
Toh fir medical store mein iski dawa kyu nahi milti???

Gam ke aansu dikha nahi sakte,
Apna haq tum par jata nahi sakte,
Anmol ho tum meri nigahon mein,
Ye hum tumhe bata nahi sakte

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Funny Friendship SMS

God asked me :
"Wat do u want? A Million Dollar or a True Friend?"
I said million dollar.
Be practically yaar....Dono mil kar udayenge!!!

I dropped a coin in a wishing well and prayed for an intelligent friend,
Then God gifted YOU and said "Itne Paise Mein Itna Hee Milega."

Boy and Girl playing ludo -
Boy : agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya toh i'll kiss you.
Girl : aur agar 6 aaya toh.
Boy : Kabhi ludo nahi khela kua?
6 aaya toh dubara meri baari...

Monday, January 26, 2009

Thoughts by WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Cowards die many a times before their death;
the valiant never taste of death but once.


The secret of success is the consistency to pursue.


Who can sever love from charity?


Excellence knows no time clock.

Friendship SMS Collection - YAAD

Rishta banaya hai toh nibhayenge,
Har pal aapko hasayenge,
Pata hai aapko toh fursat nahi hume yaad karne ki,
Khair hum hee tang kar kar ke apni yaad dilayenge.

Waqt ki aanch mein pathar pigal jate hai,
Khushi ke lamhe gam mein badal jate hai,
Kyu karega humko yaad koi,
Waqt ke saath khayalat badal jate hai.
"Thik aap ki tarah"

Dur hai aapse toh kuch gum nahi,
Dur rehkar bhi bhoolne wale hum nahi,
Kabhi mulakat na ho paye toh kya hua,
Aapki yaad mulakat se kam nahi.

Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte.
Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte.
Kuch NAWAB log hai hamare jinko PARESHAN na karo toh vo yaad bhi nahi karte.

Love SMS Collection.

Behte ankhon ki zuban nahi hoti,
Lafzon mein mohabaat bayan nahi hoti,
Mile jo pyar uski kadar karna,
Kismat har kisi pa meherbaan nahi hoti.

Khushiya hum kisise udhaar mange ye hume manjoor nahi,
Aap hume haq se do, Humko bhi guroor nahi,
Mangi hui khushiyo se kiska bhala hota hai,
Jitna taqdeer mein likha hai utna hee ada hota hai.

Friday, January 23, 2009

LOVE SMS (sad) - MOHABBAT

Meri mohabbat ki itni si kahani hai,
Tuti hui kashti ruka hua paani hai,
Ek gulab jo unki kitab me dum tod chuka hai,
Aur unko yaad bhi nahi ki yeh kiski nishani hai.

Fareb tha unki hasi mein,
Maut ko hum apni zindagi samaj baithe.
Yeh waqt ka majak tha ya humari badnasibi,
Unki hasi ko hum apni mohabbat samaj baithe

Thursday, January 22, 2009

SMS to a Friend

Aadat aur adaa mein kya fark hai...
Road ke nal se pani pina: Garib piye toh aadat, Ameer piye toh adaa.
Ab SMS ko he le lo, hum bheje toh aadat, aap bheje toh adaa.

Na moh na maya hai,
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai,
Hum jaise dosto ko bhi SMS kar ke dekh lo,
Company ne moblie sirf aapke boyfriend ke liye nahi banaya hai...

SMS on TRUST

Life is at its weakest when there are more doubts than trust.
But life is at its strongest when u learn how to trust inspite of the doubts.

"If u trust sumone, trust till the end,
whatever the result may be,
in the end either you'll will have a good friend or a very good lesson".

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Thoughts By Mahatma Gandhi

Education is the refinement of character, efficiency in manual crafts, delight in service, and equal for all religions.

A teacher has not only to guide the intellect or develop various skills but also to build up the character of the students and set free their imprisoned spirits.

Learn to do ordinary things, extraordinaryily well.
Winners realise that in the process they are making better human beings of themselves.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

SMS on EXAMS

Power = Work/Time
So Time = Work/Power.
As we know knowledge is power and time is money so
Money = Work/Knowledge.
If knowledge = 0 then Money = Infinity.
So why to Study

Situational MSG -
Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die???
Boley toh :
Sab ko top karna hai par padhna koi nahi chahta.

It takes 10 trees to produce the paper that we use in exams.
So to prevent GOLBAL WARMING join EXAM HATAO FOUNDATION and say No to EXAMS.
Forward this msg to all good students.
"EXAM HATAO PED BACHAO!"

SMS on Reality Of Life

Golder words of HITLER :
"When u r in light, everything will follow u. But when u enter dark, even ur own shadow will nat follow u.
This Is LIFE..

Play the game of life with the attitude of "Playing to WIN" and not with the attitude of "Playing not to LOOSE"
Thats how u will Succeed in LIFE...

Beautiful Hindi SMS on "MAA - BAAP"

Neend apni bhul kar sulaya humko,
Ansu apne gira kar hasaya humko,
Dard kabhi na dena uss khuda ki tasveer ko,
Zamana kehta hai MAA-BAAP jisko.

Friday, January 16, 2009

SMS on Friends

Some friends are worth to be thrown.
Some are good to keep.
Some are to be treasured forever.
And I think you are the one to be Thrown in the Treasure Box to be kept Forever.

True friends are like mornings,
U cant have them the whole day,
But u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

SMS on Thoughts

We dont know how to fly untill we give it a sincere try,
If we do our best in each try,
Even the sky will have no choice but to shift a little more high.

Old saying : "Erasers are made for those who make Errors"
A better saying : "Erasers are made for those who are willing to Correct their Mistakes"

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

SMS on LOVE

To share what is difficult;
To heal what is hurting;
To think what is not possible;
To understand without even talking is the miracle called Love.

Have a cigar daily - U'ill die 10 yrs early.
Have drinks daily - U'll die 30 yrs early.
Luv someone truly - U'll die daily.

Difficult to tell what loving is like;
Impossible to tell what missing is like;
May you never miss whom you luv & may whom you luv miss you always.

It’s hard to find someone whom u truly love,
Much less to find someone who loves u as much.
When the chance comes, don't ever let go.

Love is a fire.
But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house,
You can never tell.

Love Shayari - Intezaar

Wo saath rehte toh baat hum bhi kar lete,
Wo paas aate toh pyaar hum bhi kar lete,
Na jane kya majburi thi wo chale gaye,
Koi vajah to batate,
Hum "INTEZAAR" bhi kar lete.


Raat chup hai magar chand khamosh nahi,
Kaise kahu aaj phir hosh nahi,
Aise dube hai unke pyar mein hum,
Ki haath mein jaam hai par pine ka hosh nahi.

English Friendship Shayari

Wat is life? Wat u make it to be.
Wat is happiness? Wat ur heart see.
Wat is luv? Precious if true.
Wat is friendship? Nothing without u!

When u count all ur friends,
Old ones, New ones and Best ones;
I would like to stand by ur side with three litle words on my lips :
"Me Too Please"

Love Shayari Collection

Tragedy of Moon :
So Simple but so Attractive.
So Bright yet so Cool.Always Moving but so Still.
Quite but so Popular.Symbol of LOVE but always SINGLE...


Sum1 asked a guy who recently broke up :
"Did U Leave Her Or Did She Leave U?"
He just smiled and replied, " LOVE LEFT US".

Isn't it sad. When u have so much pain in ur heart and the only person u want to talk to and make u stop crying is exactly the same person who made u cry.

This is really cute -
A 5 year old boy proposing a 4 year girl :
"Excuse me, do u have a band-aid bcoz I scrapped my knee when I fell in love with you".

Monday, January 12, 2009

Yaad - SMS Collection

Hasi ne labo pe aana chod diya,
Khwabo ne palko pe aana chod diya,
Aati nahi aab toh hichkiya bhi shayad apno ne yaad karna chod diya.

Shikayat hai aapse ye hamari,
Ab yaad aati nahi apko hamari,
Bhul gaye shayad aap hame,
Ya fir aap yaad karte the ye galat fahmi the hamari!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Thoughtful SMS - SELF-CONFIDENCE

Feeling tense? : "Think Of Me"
Feeling sad? : "Call Me"
Feeling lonely? : "See Me"
Feeling sleeply? : "Dream Of Me"
My Name is : "Self Confidence"
Never loose Me.

A door was knocked twice. Insider asked who's there?
Ans : Thats me Oppurtunity.
Insider : U r wrong becoz oppurtunity never knocks twice.
Thats Confidence...

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Friendship SMS - True Friend

When a person can find sorrow behind ur smile,
Words behind ur silence,
Love behind ur anger,
U can believe he is ur "True Friend."



In the rythm of life,
We sumtimes find ourselves out of tune,
But as long as there r True Friends like u to provide melody, the music plays on.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Love SMS - CHAND - SURAJ

Kabhi toh ki hogi 'SURAJ' ne 'CHAND' se 'MOHABBAT',
Tabhi toh Chand par 'DAG' hai.
Mumkin hai Chand ne ki hogi 'BEWAFAI'
Tabhi toh Suraj ke dil mein 'AAG' hai.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Freindship Shayari - Yaad

Mobile ki har ring ke sath
Yad aati hai aap ki bar bar,
Par kyun karte hai hum fariyad,
Jab yad karte ho aap bar bar.

Bago me ful khilte rahenge, rat me diye jalte rahenge, dua hai khudase aap khush rehna, baki pareshan to hum 2009 mein bhi karte rahenge.

Dosti koi pepsi nahi jo dil mange more, koi cricket nahi jiska harpal badle score, apni dostiLIC jaisi hai "Zindagi Ke Saath Bhi, Zindagi Ke Baad Bhi".

Sacche dost ki Teen Nishaaniyan :
1) Kamina kabhi phone nahi karega.
2) Zaleel hans hans ke SMS padhega.
3) Jitni bezzati ho jaye, besharam msg pura hee padhega.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Other Great Thoughts

A smile is God's cosmetic.

A mistake is a proof that somebody tried anyhow.

The worst thing about history is that everytime it repeats itself the price goes up.

Praise is like chewing gum...
meant to be enjoyed, not swallowed.

You are entitled to a future only when you invest in it.

Build a company that builds a country by building people.